I fucking hate my job我滴工作真无聊
Like oh my god it fucking sucks干啥都没劲儿
Why can't I be fucking lazy为啥人家就能葛优躺
And make a million bucks还有钱钱花
I know I've gotta make that money一生戎马职场
Just to fucking live只为苟且偷生
But nobody fucking told me this要是小时候我爸跟我说长大这么惨
When I was a kid我绝对复读一辈子
I do the same bullshit each day每天工作都一个样儿
It makes me wanna cry看到办公桌就想哭
I'm mother fucking tired of working我真的坚持不下去了
I'm not gonna lie骗你是小狗
So if your job is fucking not所以我决定
What you want for your life今儿就辞职
Then fucking quit that shitty bitch-ass再也不为老板的法拉利奋斗了
Goddamn 9-5
⚪ ⚪ ⚪ ⚪
Hey wake up醒醒吧
Better rush搞快点
Your boss' gon make a fuss老板发火了
Forget about the别想着
make up化妆了
He's spitting every cuss他已经开始爆粗了
Cause yall aint got real guts你们这群废物
Just take the fucking bus活该一天天只配坐公交
While driving us all nuts让我们死命往公司跑
He's just playing the RUST然后他在办公室打游戏
Gimme that, gimme this快点把文件整好给我
Better not fucking miss一个都不能少！
Move your ass, move it quick别磨磨蹭蹭的
Or imma put ya on the list不然就把你给优化掉！
Ok fine, lil bitch行啊小崽子
I ll do all as you wish我真被你使唤够了
And now here is my diss现在献上一曲
As your resignation gift作为我的辞职礼物
Cause I got a single tip我最近知道了一件事儿
That no matter what you do不管你要干啥
Find the job that really fits一定要找合适自己的工作
And the boss who's not a fool而且老板不能是蠢蛋
When you are feeling really sick如果你感觉不爽了
Do not circle in the loop千万别忍
Talk to someone with the wit找我这种老师傅聊聊天
Or go balling with your hood或者去打打球
This' a job song不想上班之歌
For the people in the mood献给在上班的你
This' a job song不想上班之歌
Cause we ain't their fucking tools献给不想做工具人的你
This' a job song不想上班之歌
Though we have no job to lose献给想辞职的你
This' a job song(Sing with me)跟姐一起唱不想上班之歌
I fucking hate my job我滴工作真无聊
Like oh my god it fucking sucks干啥都没劲儿
Why can't I be fucking lazy为啥人家就能葛优躺
And make a million bucks还有钱钱花
I know I've gotta make that money一生戎马职场
Just to fucking live只为苟且偷生
But nobody fucking told me this要是小时候我爸跟我说长大这么惨
When I was a kid我绝对复读一辈子
I do the same bullshit each day每天工作都一个样儿
It makes me wanna cry看到办公桌就想哭
I'm mother fucking tired of working我真的坚持不下去了
I'm not gonna lie骗你是小狗
So if your job is fucking not所以我决定
What you want for your life今儿就辞职
Then fucking quit that shitty bitch-ass再也不为老板的法拉利奋斗了
Goddamn 9-5
八点半地铁口
人山人海挤成狗(汪 汪)
手里揣俩窝窝头
眯眼歪头靠扶手
昨晚通稿赶一宿
利群咖啡加红牛
结果到了公司后
主管没看直接否(这啥** 玩意儿啊)
坐在工位深呼吸
莫生气啊莫生气
生活已经不容易
和他计较又何必
午休睡得很甜蜜
醒来还要赶设计
转头老板笑眯眯
又要开会画大饼
小王小黄和小李
知道你们很努力
但是还要加把劲
咱们尽量争第一
工作不为名和利
是为人生的意义
奖金就在这月底
每人多发五百一
我说谢谢你
每天洗脑吹牛皮
我说谢谢你
把我当工作的机器
我说谢谢你
拿走我该有的业绩
我说谢谢你
老娘不干了
I fucking hate my job我滴工作真无聊
Like oh my god it fucking sucks干啥都没劲儿
Why can't I be fucking lazy为啥人家就能葛优躺
And make a million bucks还有钱钱花
I know I've gotta make that money一生戎马职场
Just to fucking live只为苟且偷生
But nobody fucking told me this要是小时候我爸跟我说长大这么惨
When I was a kid我绝对复读一辈子
I do the same bullshit each day每天工作都一个样儿
It makes me wanna cry看到办公桌就想哭
I'm mother fucking tired of working我真的坚持不下去了
I'm not gonna lie骗你是小狗
So if your job is fucking not所以我决定
What you want for your life今儿就辞职
Then fucking quit that shitty bitch-ass再也不为老板的法拉利奋斗了
Goddamn 9-5
蛋糕吃不完我打包带走！