人是衣马是鞍You are da man, I'm da gang
一看长相二看穿Make up dress up ass we can
白天想Day you ponder
夜里哭Night you drool
做梦都想去首都Fuckin' dreamin' like a fool
俩脚离地了Your life's faded
病毒就关闭了Virus' updated
啥都上不去了And then you are wasted
嚎 嗷GO!!! Ooooooooooooooooooo
改革春风吹满地Open and reform policy
吹满地Policy
春风吹满地Nage policy
中国人民真争气Chinese people so niubi
真争气So niubi
人民真争气We are so niubi
这个世界太疯狂Oh the world just break new ground
耗子都给猫当伴娘Cat and the mouse frickin' hang around
齐德隆Cat so long
齐东强Mouse so strong
齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵Cat so so long and the mouse so strong
记得那时2003年的第一场雪I remember snowing in the year 2003
第一场雪2003
比2002年来滴稍晚了一些That shitty shitty snow came later than it should be
稍晚了一些Later than it should be
抓牌看牌Get by, stand by
洗牌马牌Hereby, thereby
失败Goodbye
知道因为啥失败吗You know why I said goodbye ma
真让我替你感到悲哀That's why you have a such a fuck life
不打针No more bill
不吃药No more pill
坐着就是跟你唠Sit there and ready to chill
用谈话的方式治疗这叫话疗Upon conversation get your get your life real
现在请听第一个话题Here we go the primal therapy
母猪的产后护理How you should care a piggy
拿错书了STFU
粮食大丰收Harvest from the mud
洪水被赶跑Rid get we the flood
百姓安居乐业In we win the hard luck
齐夸党的领导In we fight the cold blood
国外有点乱遭Outside gettin'darker
成天勾心斗角Everyday they slaughter
纵观世界风云When you see it higher
风景这边更好We are truly better
火辣辣的心呐Motherfuckin' hearty
火辣辣的情Motherfuckin' lovey
火辣辣的小辣椒它透着心里红Motherfuckin' chilly girly she is a sexy lady
火辣辣的范老师请你多批评Motherfuckin' teacher Fan why not have a party
精辟啥Not as whole
那是屁精He's an asshole
改革春风吹满地Open and reform policy
吹满地Policy
春风吹满地Nage policy
中国人民真争气Chinese people so niubi
真争气So niubi
人民真争气We are so niubi
这个世界太疯狂Oh the world just break new ground
耗子都给猫当伴娘Cat and the mouse frickin' hang around
齐德隆Cat so long
齐东强Mouse so strong
齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵Cat so so long and the mouse so strong
我在意你I care you
含糊你Dare you
伺候你Bare you
我不光怕你Not only I fear you
关键现在我怕你妈啊And your mamamiya
喝水Drink up
闭嘴Eat up
揉腿Shut up
亲一口老鬼 MuaJust don't give up
感谢TVThank you TV
感谢所有TVThank you all the TV
床前明月光Moonlight shines aground
玻璃玻璃好上霜Window window frost around
打麻将Play majeong
双人床Settle down
十个木那叫念炕Your bed is a battleground
一只公鸡要下蛋Get a cocky lay an egg
不是他的活他要干I ain't freaking pull your leg
登灯愣登哩嘞登登哩咯楞登登
不打针No more bill
不吃药No more pill
坐着就是跟你唠Sit there and ready to chill
用谈话的方式治疗这叫话疗Upon conversation get your get your life real
现在请听第一个话题Here we go the primal therapy
母猪的产后护理How you should care a piggy
拿错书了STFU
粮食大丰收Harvest from the mud
洪水被赶跑Rid get we the flood
百姓安居乐业In we win the hard luck
齐夸党的领导In we fight the cold blood
国外有点乱遭Outside gettin'darker
成天勾心斗角Everyday they slaughter
纵观世界风云When you see it higher
风景这边更好We are truly better