Wish I was a stone so I couldn't feel愿我化作顽石 免受感情折磨
You'd yell in my face it'd be no big deal你的怒声责备 我也毫不在意
But I'd miss the way we make up and smile可我怀恋彼此和好如初 相视而笑的那一刻
Don't want to be stone I changed my mind不愿化作顽石 就这样我变了主意
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head愿我背后有一双眼
Then I could see the places I've been便能够一览从前的足迹
But then I would know that you're talkin' shit而那时我便会恍然发现 你是在胡诌乱扯
I don't want to know what my friends think我丝毫不想知道 朋友对我有何看法
Wish I were my dog out on the lawn愿我成为在草坪撒欢的小狗
I'd be so glad when I hear you come home你归家来 我便欣喜无比
But if I were my dog I wouldn't live long可假如我是自己的宠物狗 这一生须臾而过
I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone待她离去后 我肯定会深感失落
I wish I could act in a show on TV渴望能登上电视荧屏演出
'Cause then I could practice not bein' me到那时 我就能练习不再做自己
I'll practice my cry put it into my reel流泪练成一门技艺 放进演出里
But you won't believe me when I cry for real但当我真情流露 你或许不会相信
I wish that my brain would triple in size盼望头脑中的智慧能够扩至三倍
I'd nail every joke I'd win every fight每个笑话都熟稔 每场战斗都胜出
But I'd get too deep with that kind of mind可这样的话 难免会常常陷入沉思
I don't wanna know the point of life我才不想了解生命的真正意义
In some other life I would be rich平行时空的我 或许是个富豪
I'd travel in style I'd cover the bill奢侈地享受旅行 随手就能付清账单
But couldn't complain 'bout anything small却绝不抱怨微不足道的小事
Nobody'd feel bad for me at all没有人会为我感到难过
If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack若我是令人上瘾的药丸 或是一瓶杰克丹尼威士忌
I'd get invited to every frat我便是联谊会大受欢迎的存在
But when you get old and your good days have passed但当你老去 美好的旧时光也渐渐逝去
You'll only want me when you're sad只有难过时 你才想要我陪在你左右
Wish I was a song your favorite one但愿我是一首歌 你最爱的那一首
You'd follow the dance to me at your prom学校舞会上 你随着我舞动身躯 挥洒汗水
I would be there when your baby is born你的宝宝出生时 我也在你身旁 不离不弃
For two or three minutes then I'm gone只两三分钟的陪伴 随后我便黯淡退场
I wish I was big as big as my house但愿自己身材魁梧 堪比家那么大
I'd sleep on the trees I'd skip every crowd我会睡在树上 避开人群的喧嚣
But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch而心理医生的沙发并不适合我
God I could really use him now天呐 可我现在真的需要他
I wish I was God I'd never trip up但愿我成为永不犯错的上帝
And if I did well so fuckin' what?即便犯错 又有何妨？
I could be cruel and break all your stuff化身残酷冷血的存在 毁掉你的一切
Yeah I'd be loved no matter what无论如何 我总有人喜爱慕仰
But if I was God it'd get kinda weird可如果我成为上帝 那也颇为怪异
'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear因为这样 你嘴里就只有我爱听的话
And then you would die you'd love me to death你终将死去 爱我至死
I never know who the hell I am我也就永远弄不清楚自己是谁
I wish I was me whoever that is我希望 我就是我自己 不管是何身份 姓甚名谁
I could just be and not give a shit做自己就好 其他无需在意
Hey I'll be whatever makes you a fan嘿 无论我成为什么 你都会热衷追捧我
'Cause I don't know who the hell I am而我都不知道自己究竟是谁
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One two pandemonium一 二 一片混乱
One two pandemonium一 二 喧嚣嘈杂
Here I go again我再度出发
One two pandemonium一 二 一片混乱
Here I go again我再度出发
One two pandemonium一 二 喧嚣嘈杂
One two一 二
Here I go again我再度出发