He's gonna take you back to the past他将把你带回过去
To play the shitty games that suck ass去玩那些烂到极点的游戏
He'd rather have a buffalo他宁愿有一头水牛
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear向他耳中拉稀
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole或是吃下被车碾死的臭鼬
Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer再冲下一口啤酒
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard他是你未闻的最愤怒的玩家
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd他是愤怒的任天堂宅
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd他是愤怒的雅达利、世嘉宅
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd他是愤怒的电子游戏宅
When you turn on your TV当你打开电视
Make sure it's tuned to channel three确保调到频道三
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch呆板的衬衫，一口袋的笔
Although I've never seen him write anything down但未见他写下任何东西
He's got a Power Glove and a filthy mouth戴着能量手套以及一张臭嘴
Armed with his Zapper, he will tear these games down手持光枪，批判这些游戏
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard他是你未闻的最愤怒的玩家
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd他是愤怒的任天堂宅
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd他是愤怒的雅达利、世嘉宅
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd他是愤怒的电子游戏宅
He plays the worst games of all time他玩着史上最烂的游戏
Horrible abominations of mankind这些人造的畸形产物
They make him so mad, he can spit他是如此愤怒，喷道：
Or say, "Cowabunga? Cowa-fuckin'-piece of dog shit!"“好哇？好牛魔酬宾！”
They rip you off and don't care one bit他们无情地骗走了你的钱
But this nerd, he doesn't forget it而这个呆子可不会放过
Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?为啥乌龟不会游泳？为啥飞机无法降落？
They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck他们用堆破烂赚快钱
The characters' names are wrong! Why's the password so long?角色名都错了！为什么密码那么长？
Why don't the weapons do anything?为什么武器毫无作用？
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard他是你未闻的最愤怒的玩家
The games suck so bad, he makes up his own words 游戏烂到让他自造新词
He's the angriest, most pissed-off gaming nerd他是最愤怒、暴躁的游戏宅
He's the Angry Atari, Amiga, CD-i, ColecoVision, Intellivision, Sega, Neo Geo, TurboGrafx-16, Odyssey, 3DO, Commodore, Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd他是愤怒的电子游戏宅